Possum Network is pleased to announce that America's favorite marsupial, the Virginia
Opossum has just signed a marketing and promotions contract with Billy Possum Brand
Hosiery of Canada. The deal for an undisclosed amount of money comes on the tail of
similar co-marketing agreements.
Thelma Possum of Possum Network - a major player responsible for brokering the deal -
appeared happy and satisfied at today's press announcement. Remarked Possum,
"We thought the company might leave us all hanging. But as you can see, we think
they've come through." Thelma Possum went on to express satisfaction with the
company's chosen ditties: "A Treat for Everyone," and "We Put the EE's in
Billy Possum Brand Hosiery is expected to appear on store shelves shortly after the
first of the year.